#’give matt smith the olympic torch’ they said #’it’ll be fun’ they said #’holy fucking shit we have to rebuild Cardiff’ they said
lol
THE TAGS. LOL.
MY FRIENDS CAN’T BELIEVE THAT SO MANY PEOPLE ON TUMBLR ARE OBSESSED WITH SHERLOCK. REBLOG TO PROVE ALL OF THEM WRONG.
Sherlock fans unite!
yourlandladynotyourmanservant:
(via imgTumble)SHERLOCK THESE ARE NOT THE WORST THINGS ABOUT LIVING WITH YOU
#we will never be short of body parts #i do not approve of using the kitchen for something as silly as food #my brother will probably kidnap you every so often #our flat will be searched for drugs occasionally #the rent will fluctuate depending on bullet holes explosion damage or acid corrosion #also you will never be allowed any other friends
#none of your property is sacred #personal space is a non-issue #all your money are belong to me #you are expected not to leave the house unless following after myself #starving is always a possibility #as is ingesting toxins by mistake #insults will be issued on a regular basis #oh and don’t mind that smell it’s just Mrs Hudson in the flat below — she does enjoy her soothers…
#you will have to cook and do the washing up and even my laundry #and apologize to everyone on my behalf because i’m a twat #the violin-playing will be dismal and out of tune and not actually have any semblance to music#also it will be played at random times like four in the morning #you might be taken hostage or hurt every so often #and oh #you will have to do the shopping of course #don’t forget the milk
#You’ll be expected to come when I call #A bit like a dog actually #But a dog that understands text messages… #Actually speaking of text messages: you’ll be expected to send my texts when I am too lazy to do so myself and this includes times when you are half way across London and have to run all the way back #Also you’ll have to ignore your doctor’s instincts because I don’t take shit from anyone and I’ll neglect food and load up on excessive amounts of nicotine patches and punch sleep in it’s metaphorical face if I want to because I can and there’s nothing you can do about it #My brother will stop by more regularly than pleasurable and probably victimize you with insults you won’t even understand until three days later #Which I may also do at times #You’ll be doing all of the house keeping because our landlady is in fact not a housekeeper and I can’t be bothered to do anything about that but make bigger messes so good luck with that #The bills and all manner of unpleasant business will be your responsibility #Including dealing with Anderson after I tell him off #And you’ll inevitably have to deal with the fact that people are going to assume that I not only dominate all of your time and effort in every day life but also you in the bedroom #They’re going to call you gay John #Very very gay
THEY ARE GOING TO CALL YOU GAY JOHN
VERY VERY GAY
The Adventures of Sherlock Holmes’ Tight Shirts. xD
Random photos of Benedict Cumberbatch
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TUMBLR GIVEAWAY: The House of Silk- Anthony Horowitz
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Okay, so I’ll ship pretty much anywhere. Rules are:
- You do have to be following me, I’m afraid
- Only reblogs count, not likes
- I’ll be closing the competition on the 20th of March 2012
- There is one copy of the book and one winner
I think that’s about it. The winner will be chosen at random. Have fun!
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Also re-boosting this :)
I refuse to take myself too seriously. I learnt that from Roger Moore many years ago. He said, ‘Cheer up, you’d better have a good time because this is not a rehearsal. This is life - this is the show. ~ Michael Caine
“I am you. Prepared to do anything. Prepared to burn. Prepared to do what ordinary people won’t do. You want me to shake hands with you in Hell? I shall not disappoint you. I may be on the side of the angels, but don’t think for one second that I am one of them.”» Sherlock | Season Two
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